A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
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It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.
by Cows31 August 1, 2022
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It’s something y’all spin in to pass time , days , months , and years :) ! If you have one your either a gamer , a detective or you don’t even use/need/want it .
I was spinning in my spinny chair .
by Yourhavemanyeggsinyourhand April 14, 2020
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marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
by ehhmazing July 15, 2023
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Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022
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People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
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"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
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