Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011

cack an balls

something grandma always plays with and your girlfriend never will.

hey jon, come here and let grandma play with your cack an balls

by deadly March 26, 2004

Cack

Similar to a cock, but just much bigger and more sexually gratifying to a woman. Usually said with emphasis and authority.

Me: Hey biatch, you want some of this cack?
Girl: *Gasp* Oh my God, yes I would.

OR

Look at the size of that cack!

by Renzo Cervantes July 23, 2006

caccy

solid waste that comes out of your body

Stinks like a caccy nappy in here.

by sophi July 24, 2006

Cacooning

when someone (usually a teen/young adult) is unsatisfied with their physical appearance and stays in their room for months working out/perfecting their appearance as to be comfortable with themselves in the public eye; only to emerge as someone who is completely different and (usually) more attractive and likeable. sometimes refered to as "the butterfly effect."

Wow, Bobby spent the whole winter Cacooning and he looks HOT!

by musicman0050030090 July 15, 2010

Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

by donthejon October 28, 2011

The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010