An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.
girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
by Watamelon May 27, 2009
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The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.
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boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.
a very shy person.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.
a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
by cockapoo April 2, 2008
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Cletus loved to shout “Let’s go Brandon!” across the holler in between hits of crystal meth and swigs of Mountain Dew.
by fishegg34 December 28, 2021
Get the “Let’s go Brandon!” mug.The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
"That would be Dark Brandon."
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One who does not shave his bush.
Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
One who does not shave his bush.
Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
by Jack-offer March 22, 2011
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