Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018

Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton June 8, 2018

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019