British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.

I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox

by qwaned February 7, 2026

British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

British redwings

The act of sucking a bloody tampon after removing it. It can be done solo or as a bonding experience.

Jon awhile eating his girl out, pulled out the tampon and sucked on it gaining his British redwings

by Folded4Skin May 24, 2025

British Saturday

A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.

Bro what the hell this is has turned into a British Saturday!

by brausing June 13, 2025