mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick April 26, 2006

beef and broccoli

A song by Immortal Technique attacking vegetarians/vegans for ruthlessly pushing their agenda on others.

You know, I don't criticize people for eating moss, then don't open your fucking mouth about my food, man. I like beef and broccoli, motherfucker.

(from the song)

by www.AFTERTHOUGHT.cjb.cc December 03, 2006

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 March 29, 2012

Beef and Cheese

David Cole

Hey, Beef and Cheese

by Ryan Guthrie June 10, 2003

beef cunt

An extremly fat pussy that no one wants to hit because it is so beefy and un-atractive

yo that chick over there most have the worst beef cunt ive ever seen.

by jake and big al September 07, 2008

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

beef sweats

When you've eaten so much meat, particularly beef, you begin to bloat and sweat. Some may choose to purge at this point, depending on the desert menu.

All that meatloaf gave me the beef sweats.

by Scuba Chick December 04, 2013