Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

Beef Strokin' Off by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

beef drapes 

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.

Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her clam piece.

beef drapes by bossross March 3, 2008

beef cakes 

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

beef cakes by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

beef curtains 

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

beef curtains by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

Beef Tree 

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

Beef Tree by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

beef hammer 

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

beef hammer by Phenomally December 23, 2006

Beef Dip

When you pass gas, especially an sbd, and then leave the area before the smell reaches anyone around.

I ripped one so hard after eating that bean burrito I had to beef dip before anyone called me out.

Beef Dip by HEFFNB October 19, 2015