Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

by Dassah December 23, 2016

bean folder

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

by Tfittz/iinventedbeanfolder March 24, 2016

Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.

My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Bean Pouch

The male scrotum.

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bean Bonnet

The female clitoral hood. The skin covering the clitoris.

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

thos beans

themst beanst

guy: uuuuh can i get thos beans uwu nya

by bleed fart June 23, 2018