beaner

A 100 dollar bill. Used in Mafia slang, and generally heard around the north eastern United States.

Righty: Change for another beaner.

Johnnie: Don't you think you've spent enough?

by Spanky Doodle February 15, 2008

capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009

Huckle Bearer

"Huckle Bearer" is a nonsense phrase invented by nincompoops on the internet who didn't understand what Doc Holiday was saying in "Tombstone" when he said "I'm your huckleberry". It comes with a made-up "explanation" that in the mythic Old South, handles on coffins were called "huckles" (they were not), qnd this pall bearers weere called "huckle bearers" (they were not). The idea is as stupid as it is false, and it is entirely false. The term "huckle bearer" was created ex nihilo shortly after the release of "Tombstone" in 1993, and has no history prior to that at all.

"Only a card-carrying nitwit believest that Doc Holiday said "I'm your huckle bearer."

by MillwallForever April 6, 2022

beaner

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

by Disillusioned Hippie November 15, 2006

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

Wife Beater Car

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D

Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"

by B-ret =D July 27, 2009