boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.

by SeymourFed December 31, 2015

Boston Watchman

To initiate a Boston watchman, you must be in doggy style with your girl facing a window. Simultaneously slip out while your buddy slips in without your partner knowing. As your buddy keeps getting it, walk outside and wave from a distance so your girl sees you through the window.

Totally pulled a Boston Watchman on Becky last night with my virgin friend Jake.

by Please Touch It III April 6, 2016

Boston Cream Doughnut

You cum in a girl, then shit on her and do Cleveland Steamroller

"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."

"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"

by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

Boston Chili Knuckle

A Boston Chili Knuckle must be performed in the city of Boston, MA and requires a partner to defecate into a glass bowl. Once defecation has commenced the soil is shaped in some what of a meat loaf pattern. After this, a fist is then placed in the defecation and used for lubricant while a fist is shoved into the willing participant.

He was really trying to experiment around with different things, but instead he went to Boston, and got the Boston Chili Knuckle

by armytim114 December 2, 2018

Boston Orgy

The Patriots reward for winning the super bowl after coach Belichick not allowing strange pussy during the regular season. Once the super bowl trophy is hoisted, the real party begins...In which the baddest bitches In Massachusetts willingly get fucked by the team, hard and fast!

Now that the team (Patriots) have won the super bowl they may proceed with the Boston orgy!

by COUNTRYCLUB40s December 3, 2018

Boston

Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus

Omg Boston is looking even worse than normal today

by Flip phones boo December 7, 2018