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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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thos beans

themst beanst
guy: uuuuh can i get thos beans uwu nya
by bleed fart June 23, 2018
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Voca bean!

The, by far, best chihiro and kokichi cosplayer out there and is stanned by everyone around them.
person: who's that?
person2: oh thats vocaaa.cosplay.bean, they cosplay on tiktok they are so cool! Voca bean!
by Koiver January 23, 2021
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Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.
by ZT14 October 11, 2016
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Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.
How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!
by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014
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