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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021
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Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Term that was used in 1966's film called Batman.
Confound it! The batteries are dead!
by Matthew678 February 21, 2019
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Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021
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