Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite

Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.

by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019

bailey plunkett

a lovely boy who disloacted his thumb,

pretty smart

bailey plunkett yep

by kqjdgksaorbffjzntvakt February 25, 2019

Baclabicbuckeys

A word used to describe what the hell you want your mom to get from the corner store.

Martian: Momma said what you want from the store

Me: Get me some baclabicbuckeys

Martian: Ok you want some chocolate chip cookies

Me: nO i sAiD sOmE baclabicbuckeys

STOP PLAYING WITH ME BLOOD!!

by Realgem April 20, 2019

Baelantine

Bae - lantine is a combination between baby and valentine, and this name is to describe how much your lover means to you as valentine is a special day in the year.

I love you more everyday, you are my baelantine

by Dict tape April 21, 2019

Bailey Natusch

A kind and beautiful woman who is strong and independent. She is very caring and will always there for you no matter the circumstance. She can have a little temper but she will never take this out on anyone. She is very different and has a unique sense of style, but one glance at her amazing smile will have you thinking about her all the time. Bailey is adorable and always knows how to handle any situation. She is smart and has a funny side that will have you laughing for 5 minutes straight. Bailey is very loyal and an amazing girlfriend IF you even get the chance. Not only that but she is great in bed. Overall, Bailey Natusch is the complete package and once you have her do not let go.

Bailey Natusch is the love of my life. She makes me the happiest person in the world!!

by Bailey Natusch April 24, 2019

Bailey

The most kind,sweet,but you jack you up id you mess with her type of person. Laughs at their own jokes will talk for days. Isn't very athletic holds her phone in front of her face to hide her emotions will talk to friends but not her enemy's. She is a true good person and you are lucky to have her in your life and is a funny cute nerd and will break your heart if you break hers she will love you with all her might and wishes nothing on you

Me: Hey bailey how was your day today
Bailey : I love your hair omg my day has been going great how bout yours

by Isagoodrighter April 30, 2019

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019