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meowing at the carpet

Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.
"Is your cat having a siezure?" "Nah, he's just meowing at the carpet. Don't step in it!"

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

Oles at the wheel 

Another way of saying "I'm doing good"
Friend: "How you doing?"

You: "How am I doing? Oles at the wheel, how do you think I'm doing"
Oles at the wheel by Dongy6101 December 8, 2019

Best Pizza at the Mall 

Faint Praise. A general phrase simultaneously acknowldeging an accomplishment, but undermining its value.
So, South Carolina won the NIT, you say ? Huh... best pizza at the mall, I guess.

P.A.T.T. 

Used as acronym:
"My girl wants to P.A.T.T."

Used as verb:
"My girl P.A.T.T.'s man, and I can't keep up with her."

Used as description:
"You're the really hot P.A.T.T. girls I see clubbing every night. Damn, you girls always look good on the dance floor."

Remarks:
"Those P.A.T.T. girls always befriend the bartender."

foaming at the mouth 

anal sex so good that when the person recieving, orgasms they foam at the mouth like there havin a seizure.
-dude did u get the job?
+yeah
-what did you do fuck that guy in the ass?
+ till he was foaming at the mouth.
foaming at the mouth by cb nasty December 25, 2007