Anally Attached

To follow some one around like a bad smell to such an extent that they are rarely seen away from the target. Generally a male following a female, pussy whipped by someone your not sleeping with.

Andy is around becky so much, its like he's anally attached.

by John12124 February 27, 2007

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Helix

When your anus feels asphyxiated.

I sat on the hard seam of a convertible couch and I felt an Anal Helix.

by DillagherPooter February 8, 2020

anal genocide

n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.

Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.

by TheBrownBandit April 4, 2014

Lit anal

During anal, lighting your testicles on fire and finishing on them to cease the flames.

Fares: wanna hangout
Jordy: lit anal
Fares: no u

by jordynou September 2, 2018

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018