Alfie

Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.

Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.

by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022

Albino

WHITE

Guy 6258: hey you know guy 2947 is albino

Guy 3847: what does that mean
Guy 6258: HES WHITE

by Jarlic January 13, 2022

albino

Markus

Markus: hi my name is Markus
Everybody: hi albino

by Happyuum January 14, 2022

Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother

alfie george gates's mum is so fit

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

Alfie Peake

A true gypsy man, he’s got a gun and dates fat girls for fun 😉

Oi have you heard Alfie peake is dating that fat bird

by TylerJon January 18, 2022

Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.

"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"

by g292922 January 25, 2022

Alfie Seamens

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?

Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent

by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022