Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
by Nairnia February 4, 2021
Get the This shit cums mug.When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
Get the Cum hum mug.The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
Get the Cum Oyster mug.When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)
by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020
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Get the cum flap mug."The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019
Get the The Cum Run mug.Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
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