mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

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Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

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Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

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OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

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