Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days

"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"

by that one guy in the room December 3, 2022

Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.

If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!

by ramp65 March 12, 2024

In a minute

Never. A minute is 60 seconds but when someone tells you in a minute your fukked.

Go to the gas station, I’ll leave in a minute.

I’m on my way I’ll be there in a minute.

I’ll check it in a minute

by ballsdeelchiliringpingdingsing November 16, 2025

hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!

Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016