hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

by Anonymous Mat January 5, 2009

Hit the lights

Turn the lights on.

(in a dark room)
- Hit the lights!
- (turns on the lights)

by LinguoLover June 14, 2019

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018

diesel hit

A big ass hit of weed. Could cause coughing.

**cough** Yo nigga dats a diesel hit!

by washheights186 December 29, 2008