chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.

"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"

by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

Blumpkin Bar&Grill

While receiving a blumpkin you bidet your anus and the girl licks the dirty water out of your anus

Oh my god Jessica was so disgusting she gave me a Blumpkin Bar&Grill last night.

by Jbart67 December 21, 2025

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet

That rhode Island blumpkin was so smelly

by anonymous March 4, 2023