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December 25

It’s Christmas goddammit. What did you expect? Call your crush cute day? No it’s Christmas you dumbass

Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
December 25 is Christmas omg-
by yourmommyscute October 28, 2021
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November 25

Ask a girl to dance with you day
November 25

C'mon boys don't be pussies!
by actuallymiserable September 17, 2021
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September 25

SEPTEMBER 25th The day every Girl has to give Jack a hug.
HEY WHAT DAY IS IT? Today is September 25th we have to give Jack a hug.
by Gaylarry585 September 22, 2021
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September 25

Post ur self, a day to give Ur self credit for being so beautiful:) and whoever dosent like it can f*ck off!
Girl*posts herself on her story and giving herself credit for being so beautiful*
Boy:*swipes up* “why are u posting ur self*
Girl: because it’s September 25 the day I give myself credit for being so beautiful

Boy: oh
by Thegirlwhohypespeopleup September 25, 2021
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25 Minutes To Go

A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.

Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.

Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
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December 25

She was bor on December 25th
Omg she is a puta
by Besbi July 31, 2021
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March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day
E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today
by Bartonne August 9, 2021
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