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October 22

Girl 1: What day is it?

Girl 2: the national hobbit day
Girl 3: it’s my favorite movie!!
Girl 1: the national hobbit day is so fun! And October 22 is now my favorite day!
by whatthehelleverynameistaken November 3, 2019
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The epitome of boredom, 1234567890-=/poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxzZXCVBNM%3C%3E?%22:LKJHGFDSAQWERTYUIOP{}|+_)(*&^%$#@! is when you type every character on the keyboard, then do it AGAIN, backwards, and with shift lock on
Person 1: Man, I'm so bored that I think I might 1234567890-=/poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxzZXCVBNM%3C%3E?%22:LKJHGFDSAQWERTYUIOP{}|+_)(*&^%$#@!

Person 2: See a doctor bro
by Random Bored Idiot November 22, 2024
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february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.
by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021
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Catch 22

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.
"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"
by lostlankan December 2, 2021
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22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...
"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)
by KingRed007 March 24, 2016
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The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.
Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch
by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025
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07/22/2019

Remember the place where we met? well obviously you do and I'm going to tell you that there might be something waiting for you there
Really mimi? This shit again? xD
My foot is swole today alright? XD
I wanna rest a bit
Alright alright if you say so xD
so how the hell did your foot become swollen?

07/22/2019
by Lostnightcore November 9, 2019
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