have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.

My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

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it is when mommy and daddy love each other a lot and they hug each other in the bed under the blankets while excitedly jumping up and down and mommy sounds like she is getting hurt but she is just enjoying herself. You should always tell your parents "mommy I like watching videos of sex!"

mom I saw u and dad having sex

by Hotsexy40yrold8yroldlover February 8, 2022

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Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.

A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face

by penisman409 November 22, 2022

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