can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

i have no words to use so...

I have no words to do definitions for,
so I did this one.

Bo.

by person yo-yo September 22, 2003

I wanna suck your dick letter

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

by Suckdickletter February 17, 2009

I just have really high standards

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

by kaly June 28, 2004

I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010

Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

by LAFONDAAA January 15, 2009

Ying Tong Iddle I Po

to be spoken with an oriental accent to an oriental whom you know speaks English but says he dosen't

A gentleman joins a queue at the front and protests that he doesn't understand English when asked to go to the back of the queue.

Will later ask if this bus stops at Clappham Junction? you reply Ying Tong Iddle I po!

by Gladys Swyndoll November 15, 2003