dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

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Kool-Aid man

Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.

Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.

by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

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A disgusting display which no person should be made to observe. As best I can describe, it is an expression of what could possibly be described as enjoyment (on the part of the white man dancing) except it scares children to tears.

It is also always accompanied by bizarre and a pathetic excuse for dancing. Specifically the two foot shuffle, with arms hanging down like limp weights. Textbook white boy dancing.

Tim was tearing up the floor, being cheered on by his white friends. He lifted one leg and put it down, then lifted his other leg and placed it back down on the ground, repeating this over and over in a rhythm completely out of sync with the beat of the music. His arms hung straight down the side of his body, motionless as if his collarbone had snapped.

Suddenly he smacked one of his arms by mistake when he lifted his leg. His arm went forward about a foot. The crowd went wild with cheering and Tim let out a loud "woooooo!"

Then lots of white women came and they all shagged because Tim's dancing was hardcore.

by Peegee August 13, 2005

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Fistful of Man Dollars

A euphemism for masturbation. Dollars equate to a "wad of cash" or simply, a "wad". And having a fistful of such is to have a firm grip on your "wad", or to be in the act of resurrecting the one-eyed yogurt slinger.

After hours of watching erotic film, Terrence got a fistful of man dollars and then slipped into a sweet sleep.

by C.M.E. Barnard July 18, 2007

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