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Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
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Cock

Cock
Hehe...cock
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Cock-arse

Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.
You are a cock-arse.
by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019
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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
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Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso May 29, 2018
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cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.
by Cock witch April 29, 2020
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soft cock

by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019
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