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Dirty Perez

A step process: first vomit in a cup, and let rest for one week. Next find a willing assistant. Then, have the assistant drink the well rested vomit whilest you are discharging your bowels into her mouth. Finally with excrement and and vomit still in the oral cavity, placd your penis into the oral cavity and enjoy.
Dude whats that smell
Aw sorry man i still smell from that Dirty Perez
by CreepyStreeker October 29, 2010
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Dirty Kristine

When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat
I had no place to catch when I moved to Hawaii so I had to pull a Dirty Kristine
by Pineapple dreamcatcher April 17, 2020
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Dirty Buffalo

A sexual act wherein the male cums on the female's face, then flips her over and fucks her to orgasm.
"I gave her the Dirty Buffalo because I love fucking her while I watch my cum pool in her eyes."
by Noahsk April 7, 2010
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The Dirty Louise

N. The act of taking a poop in a sandwich bag and then having intercourse with the poopy bag.
Mr. Sanchez favorite masturbation technique is the Dirty Louise because of the warm sensation as well as the rancid smell.

Mr. Sanchez often stores poop in his freezer so he can do the Dirty Louise anytime he wants.

Mr. Sanchez continuously gets harassed by his friends for doing the Dirty Louise in the school bathrooms.
by Louise Sanchez February 14, 2009
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dirty hoagie

The unfortunate combination of a wedgie and swamp ass.
Reginald gave Wilbur a monster wedgie after a game of basketball. Dude was rockin a dirty hoagie the rest of the day.
by yeeserious October 20, 2005
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Dirty Lopez

The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.
That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.

My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.
by BunnySkynet June 8, 2011
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Dirty Alison

When a female makes you look into the eyes of her lizard tattoo while you orgasm
Damn dude, my baby momma made me give her a dirty alison last night.
by AnacondaAdeline June 7, 2020
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