shit hits the fan

1. When the critical moment occurs, usually involves the culmination of some sort of crisis or scandal.

2. When shit is literally slung into a fan. (See the movie Airplane.)

When your wife finds out, the shit's gonna hit the fan.

by Stroll August 23, 2004

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

Shit of the 9 Dragons

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.

God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!

by Gankfest January 21, 2009

brick shit house

usually describing a person who is very muscled and tough; impervious, unassailable

"He went up to the line -- tall, formidable, and built like a brick shit house!"

by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004

Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009