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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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sex

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY
sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny
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Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
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Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)
by O' Chungus February 1, 2024
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Sex

Me: Babe I want Inside cuddles
Babe: What???
Me: I want the sex you dump fuck
by Kai The Person December 20, 2022
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sex drug

Had a dream about a sex drug. Woke up with a mess in my bedsheets.
by WILODR January 18, 2025
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super sex

the best sex that makes you nut but in 0.00000000002 seconds
by bmeth999999 July 15, 2021
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