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Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020
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Pussy cock

When your dick is so tiny it looks like a fucking pussy
Yo tryna suck ma dick yerrr got you g, yo your dick so small that shit look like a pussy cock
by Fuck nigga smelly dick February 9, 2020
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meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.
"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020
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Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind
Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage
by TacoFN March 29, 2020
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Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching
Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster
by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020
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curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.
I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.
by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020
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Cock

When your boyfriend wants to fuck. His testicle area could also be named “cock.”
“He had big cock.”
by Pickle sickle April 12, 2020
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