dirty darryl

When a guy has long hair and lets his missus peg him so she can see why he likes hitting it from behind.

Fuck last night my missus wanted to try something new so she dirty Darryled me.

by TheNugz August 28, 2019

Dirty keeley

Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.

Can't believe we did the dirty Keeley last night ,Was a reyt laugh yungen.

by Yungen11 March 16, 2020

Dirty Elisha

When ur getting fucked by a ginger using Ranch for lube and he pulls out and shoved it in your mouth leaving you dripping Ranch and Cum from your mouth hole....

That ginger just gave her the dirty Elisha

by The Dirty Ginge September 8, 2018

dirty montie

Stuffed the shower head with cum while his cat watches

Oh meow dirty Montie

by Shower kitties June 9, 2020

dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008

Dirty Clock

first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina

ooo man i dirty clocked mattr last night

by MARKK November 19, 2006

dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

by F64 December 15, 2011