Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021

Bertola syndrome

Sending recycled meme after recycled meme and wondering why nobody laughs.

Bertola: hey guys look at this meme
Everyone else: hey man, that got shared here 30 seconds ago, I think you may be suffering from Bertola Syndrome.

*repeat hourly*

by 176237 January 4, 2021

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway

whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome

Chris: bro i think he has Black and Blue syndrome again, hes going crazy !
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!

by Kashotex January 5, 2021

Hmm...syndrome

It is when you have so much to say, but then don't because either you are not sure about it or just feel lazy to think about its relevance

My colleague: Happy 2021! Hope you had a nice break.

Me: Same to you. Yes it was a nice quiet one. Hope you had a good one too

My colleague: Yeah I did. Was just glad to stay away from tech

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: I have been kind of annoyed with the lockdowns as it has limited my outdoor activities and made me circle back to tech for relaxation

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Sorry for whining :)

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Are you alright amigo?

Me: Yes, all good.

My colleague: No, just think you might be suffering from the 'Hmm...syndrome'

Me: Hmm...lolz...

by RefNeil January 6, 2021

Civic Stockholm Syndrome

When citizens will watch their cities, local businesses and entire neighborhoods be overtaken, looted and/or destroyed by protesters, looters and rioters but turn a blind eye and remain silent. BUT THEN, when their overlords workplace is breeched by protests they’re outraged.

Hey remember when several square blocks of Seattle was overtaken by protesters, looters and rioters for WEEKS?! But all these people with Civic Stockholm Syndrome didn’t say anything?

Yeah, congress was breeched and everyone with Civic Stockholm Syndrome all of a sudden cares about “non-peaceful” protesters.

by The_fiscal_patriot January 7, 2021

Olly Lewis Syndrome

A rare gentic discorder that mutates an extra locus of q.12 on eukaryotic chromosome 12. This mutation causes the afflicted to become unnaturally funny in every way conceivable. No known cure has been found but scientists are investigating patient zero: Kieran Nixon for information

That guy is a real olly lewis syndrome

by strokesnjokes January 12, 2021