Dirty Bridgette

When you ravage a girl pussy all night on your sofa and don't realize till the next morning her stain has ruined your couch

those stains don't come out, especially from a redheaded dirty Bridgette

by angry brother June 13, 2010

dirty turtle

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

by i like art August 18, 2008

Dirty Bird

When Your slut Girlfriend gives you head while simultaneously jerking off two of your friends

"betty is the dilch i can't believe she cruised a dirty bird on me,sam and bill!"

by Claud Winters March 19, 2005

Dirty banana

The penis of a African American.

Dirty bananas are usually large.

by Jingly Johny May 1, 2009

Dirty Dave

Like unto the Dirty sanchez or dirty hulk hogan, a man is gettin a girl in the ass, pulls out, and decorates said partner's face with a full beard and stache. OF POO!

I thought he would give me a dirty sanchez, but i was surprised to recieve a dirty dave. I was delighted!

by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007

Dirty Dan

During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.

Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?

Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.

by Sly cooter December 30, 2014

dirty joanne

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.

damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!

by Chris Kline and Billy Jones September 23, 2007