Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

cock full of sunshine

When a man (or tansgender) has been holding in their load and has a good intent when releasing it

I got a cock full of sunshine, I got a pocket full of pussy. Woah! Woah!

by Oh yes please November 17, 2016

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Cock

A tasty treat

Shuaib gobbled cock

by Thelearndone May 31, 2023

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018