Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*
A: Hey dude, check it out.
B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.
Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*
A: Hey dude, check it out.
B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.
Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”
by viosbio January 26, 2021
Get the Low As Ballsmug. by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023
Get the Your balls will explode guaranteedmug. Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my moneymug. Fuck it we’ll all die some day , take once in a life time opportunities and not give a fuck , the understanding of having nothing to lose and living life
by Leyleyy March 9, 2024
Get the fuck it we all ballmug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020
Get the Blue Ballsmug. A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
Get the Chocolate Salty Ballsmug.