Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.

She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

main character syndrome

symptoms:
feeling main character energy
smirking and standing on random things and making a wannabe cool pose

person 1: standing on a random thing while posing a wannabe cool pose and smirking
person 2: you have main character syndrome

by seriousramennoodles January 10, 2024

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

Hunters Truck Syndrome

When you have a motor vehicle and the engine of the vehicle is missing

That man's car has hunters truck syndrome

by RadioactiveLynx October 5, 2022

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

by sethro57 January 16, 2024

Pale Ball Syndrome

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser

Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?

Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome

by WJHTS August 9, 2022