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Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.
by Lamblove724 December 2, 2021
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super sex

the best sex that makes you nut but in 0.00000000002 seconds
by bmeth999999 July 15, 2021
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Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel
by The Thongler March 6, 2024
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
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Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)
by O' Chungus February 1, 2024
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