sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 8, 2024

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

SEX

What I do to your mom every night

I had sex with your mom last night as usual

by SuperSexyRexy July 22, 2023

sex

ITS WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACHOTHER VEERRYYY MUCH-

person 1: wanna have sex
person 2: yes

by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022

sex dreds

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.

Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!

by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012