what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate
by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021
Get the cock and ball torturemug. 
You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?
1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary”
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019
Get the Cockmug. A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Shocked Cockmug. A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
Get the Cock Expertmug. 