Cock a doodle moo

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal

Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!

by toit man December 3, 2020

Cock and ball torture

The fact you where looking for this is just gay and sad

Im so depressed that i enjoyed cock and ball torture

by TheUncleThatTouchedYou December 3, 2020

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

Cock

A chicken

Carl: Want to see my cock
Jake: No dude
Carl: *shows picture of chicken

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

cock and ball torture

The woman which vagina is fulfilled of cum during the orgasm.
" Every women says that to feel a complete orgasm they must be creampied in the vagina".

I love cock and ball torture

by sakura Naruto December 5, 2020

voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!

by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020