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Pineapple sex

When a man carves a hole in a pineapple and proceeds to fuck the pineapple.
by Chair made of potatoes November 28, 2020
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Sex with friends

I'm just doing it for fun
My friends love sex so i give it them sex with friends
by godgody October 26, 2019
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Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
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Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.
I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.
by LordJenal December 10, 2022
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Sex

Let’s be real. You just looked this up so you could feel horny from these definitions.
by Ch1ld-rapist June 28, 2025
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sex

by the state fair July 25, 2025
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lean steel and sex appeal

Adam Donley is lean steel and sex appeal
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