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Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
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Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
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