I don't want to ruin our friendship

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

Its All I have to bring Today

It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell

-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all

by 140CM February 14, 2022

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

You Know I Had To Do It To Em

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

by Horny Nigga Laundry Basket 34 November 13, 2019

i dont know you from adam

not to know someone

i dont know you from adam
i dont know him from adam
i dont know her from adam

John: Yo ma what's really good?

Sam: oh please, I dont know you from adam

by ra5902 December 31, 2007

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Definition:

I don't love you.

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."

by Flommus Tin January 1, 2009