Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.
She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.
by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017
A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.
by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 10, 2017
She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.
Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.
Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.
by Moonmaster111 March 31, 2025
by MattBoiah December 04, 2020
The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 05, 2023
by Bigmonkeydaddya_123 May 21, 2022