Love Yourself

Love yourself around the internet who cares if ur a lazy person or rich u just need to be urself

Girl:I don’t love myself
Girl 2:love yourself!

by .fwoms October 28, 2021

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

Narcing yourself out

Making a big deal out of saying you definitely didn’t do something or have to do with something, therefore inadvertently revealing your culpability. See: the 11 House Republicans who sent a long letter to telecoms threatening legal action if their phone records get released to the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Attack on the US Capitol, even though they totally had nothing to do with it, you’re not going to find anything anyway.

Lauren and Matt, you need to stop telling everyone you didn’t have anything to do with the big plan, you’re narcing yourself out!

by MrFahrenheitMF September 6, 2021

you getting outside of yourself

When a person acting to big, like something they aren’t

Bro, you need to cool out… You getting outside of yourself

by REL562 September 27, 2021

Mist yourself

The pass out, & render yourself helpless from forgetting to eat & drink. - Originating from SVRP Rob Mist

Dang it you are going to mist yourself!

by BlueMist_YT August 9, 2021

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012