douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 06, 2008

Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

Gummy worm factory

A pleasureful and complicated sexual maneuver. The materials required are 6-13 gummy worms and two people, one of which with a very hairy rectum. Person #1 lies on their back and spreads their cheeks creating a gaping abyss while person #2 inserts the worms into the hole. Person #1 then takes a squatting position above person #2 who lies on their back and prepares their mouth for reception. Person #1 then proceeds to empty the worms one by one into the gaping mouth resembling a common factory assembly line.

Person #2: “Can we do the gummy worm factory again tonight? I’ve been fielding for some chocolate covered worms”
Person #1: “Sure! I made sure to pick up a bag of gummy worms at the store today”
Person #2: “Can I eat the worms this time?”
Person #1: “Sure and I’ll get to excrete them!”

by Bloop bloop bloop November 18, 2021

Wiggling With The Worms

Dead, floating in space, in a box, in the mud, you get what I mean.

Shut up, your ma is with Maggie T wiggling with the worms and all that

by Worn Forrest February 08, 2022

worms day

Its a secret day of the week somwhere between tuesday and wednesday, or thursday Idk.

I don't think this is a worms day but ok.

by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

cock worms

These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.

The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!

by dr rocket December 09, 2018

worm spit

Part of the house that is a little wormer than the rest.

Hey, I just found a worm spit over the heat vent.

by ChrisPixel January 26, 2015