the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

oriental wind tunnel

Passing air through the penis and out the jap's eye (urethra)

I never thought it'd happen but I just felt the oriental wind tunnel come out my bellend.

by MR.TTT January 11, 2014

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

pecker wind

A rare triumph in the sex life of a male which occurs when the air from a queef is felt upon the penis.

(After peeing in the woods) That piss was more refreshing than my last pecker wind I caught.

by Hi_C November 6, 2015

winter wind

A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.

Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.

by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016