The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 5, 2014

weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

Weed Shandy

Weed Shandy is the use of tobacco when rolling a joint or a spliff.

Similar to a Lager Shandy where lemonade is used to lessen the effect of alcohol.

"Yo! Why you putting tobacco in dat zoot man, I don't want to smoke no weed shandy!"

"I like that head rush I get from smoking unfiltered tobacco and makes my weed go further".

by ignite420uk October 22, 2016

weed talk

The weird things people say on marijuana.

Cut that weed talk and order us a pizza.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021

weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014