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you just wasted a few seconds reading this
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Waste Of Time

A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.
Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now
by Arandomstupidperson May 22, 2021
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Royally Wasted

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain
by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015
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Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.
Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”
by Hmendral August 7, 2021
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Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.
Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"
by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010
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White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.
Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.
by GC A.C. June 27, 2020
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Waste Island

The west end of the island of Montréal.
"Hey Zoey, can I catch a ride to Waste Island?" "FOR SURE man! Hope on in!! Waste Island is AAHHHHMAZING"
by Executive Trap House Master September 27, 2018
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