my universe

The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.

Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.

Person 2: Hell yeah.

by KaylooTheWizard October 5, 2017

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

Loyola Marymount University

A small, highly competitive private university in Los Angeles that boasts a world renowned film program as well as well respected law, engineering, education, business, and entrepreneur programs. LMU alumni are Academy Award winners, major businesses founders, educational leaders, government officials, distinguished judges, science and engineering pioneers, and acclaimed artists. They are leaders in health care, aeronautics, viticulture, retail grocery outlets, entertainment, banking and finance, international affairs, technology, athletics, real estate, and journalism. Essentially, Loyola Marymount University is a great place to get a first class education while living in the second largest city in the United States.

LMU Top University West Coast College Film School Liberal Arts Distinguished Georgetown of the West Loyola Marymount University

by Proud Angelino November 22, 2011

Labor Union

A group of people who come together and form an organization with the purpose to balancing out power versus rich fuckers who'd otherwise take advantage of you.

A labor union!? Now how will we fuck those poor bastards out of sick time/overtime/wage/insurance/whatever we can get away with?!

by Viriathus January 20, 2015

Colgate University

One of the top liberal arts colleges in the nation, Colgate University is home to some of the brightest and best young men and women, who hail from a variety of states and countries. Colgate, or 'Gate, as it is affectionately called by the student body, sports Division 1 athletic teams and a famously lively party scene. It has very little affiliation with the toothpaste brand, and anyone who makes what he or she thinks is a witty and original quip regarding the shared name should light his or her self on fire and jump out of a window for being so mindless...and go back to Hamilton College, the ugly cousin of Colgate.

"So, where are you going to college?"

"Colgate University."

"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"

"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."

by Colgate Raiders September 4, 2007

unintentionally hilarious

Adjective: description of any expression, statement or definition which, although originally intended in earnest, results adversely in humorous disdain.

"Wendy's attempt to explain how her underwear ended up in the frat house rec room was unintentionally hilarious."

by speedog April 28, 2010

University of Maryland

The best combination of world-class academics, diversity, partying, location (Washington's just a metro ride away), athletic teams and facilities, and school spirit in the country, all for a fraction of the price of Miami, Penn State, or Virginia Tech. There's literally something for everyone.

Miami's got good athletics but is expensive and has a stuck-up student body. Virginia Tech's got good academics but Blacksburg's a shitty little town. University of Maryland has it all.

by Daniel J. Ocean November 14, 2010