Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.
Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*
Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*
Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"
Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"
Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"
Iam "hehe... Oh man..."
Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"
Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."
Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"
Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"
Iam "hehe... Oh man..."
Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"
Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."
Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
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Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
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Often used in slang to emphasize greatness, intensity and awe.
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